So nice to wake up to:

No cat licking my face at 3 am
No cat throw-up
No cat hair all over my bed
No anonymous cat hair in kitchen sink
Ability to leave closet door open
And bathroom door open
No stinky poop smell in laundry room
No diarrhea on window ledges or book cases
No more scratches on grand piano
No gross litter box to have to clean
No loud meowing at 6am or 11pm
No cat between me & my computer screen
No cat pulling pushpins off my bulletin board
No cat eating my family photos
No cat breaking my miniature Airstreams just for the joy of it
Ability to let dog out and leave the door open
No cat laying on my paperwork

Did I miss anything??